All men should strive to learn before they die what they are running from, and to, and why.

~James Thurber

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Hell on Heels..............

I decided late yesterday afternoon that I needed - yes NEEDED - better music to walk/run with.  I'm using an "app" on my phone that requires my music to have a certain "beat per minute" because I walk a minute, run a minute, and so on.  Jeff Galloway - yep, the man himself - coaches me through my workouts, and today was my first LONG walk/run - 40 minutes - with a 3 minute warm-up & 3 minute cool-down.  


So yes, I needed, NEEDED, needed new music.  I am sick of the same old music - I now officially hate "Sexy Back" and "My Sharona."  And if I ever hear "I Will Survive" again I most assuredly will PUKE.  


Opened up iTunes, grabbed the trusty debit card, and searched & searched until I found stuff that had the right BPM.  The only OTHER criteria was that the song had to make me feel pissed off (yep - figure THIS out), happy, inspired, and make me laugh.  I don't even remember now how I came across this group, Pistol Annies, a new "girl-group" Miranda Lambert started.  I don't even listen to country music anymore, but this song met ALL my criteria - it pissed me off, made me feel happy, inspired me, and MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD!!!


My last blog was about dating - and my readiness to start that adventure.  WELL SUGAR this song (and a really sweet, kind comment from a dear friend who is MUCH younger but also much wiser) confirmed that I'm ready, willing, and more than able.  I'm still a little chubby, a little clumsy, and a little nervous, and a little scared.  But as each day passes I realize - with a LOT of help from my girlfriends - thank you KAY and MARY and DEBBIE and MARGIE and CHANDA and JOY - that I am a catch - I am pretty - I am smart - I AM WORTHY damn IT ---- I am Hell on Heels.


So take a listen, take a look, and look out SUGAR DADDY, I'm coming for YOU!





Lyrics to Hell on Heels :
I'm hell on heels
Say what you will
I done made the devil a deal
He made me pretty
He made me smart
And I'm gonna break me a million hearts
I'm hell on heels
Baby, I'm coming for you

This diamond ring
On my hand's
The only good thing
That came from that man
Got a G.T.O. from one named Joe
And a big piece of land down in Mexico
I'm hell on heels
Baby, I'm coming for you

I got a pink guitar
A Lincoln town car
From ol' what's his name
I meet at a bar
Got a high rise flat in Hollywood
From a married man wasn't up to no good
I'm hell on heels
Baby, I'm coming for you

Then there's Jim
I almost forgot I ran him off
But I took the yacht
Poor ol' Billy
Bless his heart
I'm still using his credit card
I'm hell on heels
Sugar daddy, I'm coming for you

I'm hell on heels
Say what you will
I done made the devil a deal
He made me pretty
He made me smart
And I'm gonna break me a million hearts
I'm hell on heels
Baby, I'm coming for you

I'm hell on heels
Say what you will
I done made the devil a deal
He made me pretty
He made me smart
I'm gonna break me a million hearts
I'm hell on heels
Sugar daddy, I'm coming for you

2 comments:

  1. Oh my, I do believe that you are loaded for bear!

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  2. Hootie hoo! You are a force to be reckoned with! ;) I love knowing you!

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